"Get into the groove, coz you've got
to prove your ..." Prove, what? Gosh!
I shouldn't have listened to Madonna during
the photo shoot. Don't blame the moods or
moves (Farah Khan was too busy) you see here,
on me. It's all because of Madonna.
Don't mistake it for a funky move, it was
freakin cold out there that I was trying an
ancient Chinese martial art technique to generate
heat in my body.
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon? Oops, I got
the costumes all wrong. Never mind it could
be CTHD in 007 style.
I'm too sexy, for my shirt's too sexy... I'm
a modern, you know what I mean..even if you
don't! Just don't bother.
Trying the calm docile look? Whatever look
I was aiming for, did I miss it? I guess not!
They say a smile is an investment with a 100%
return but mine comes with 200% ROI. Ok, alright
alright I will stop bragging.
Hey it's not bye bye love, it's asta la vista baby!
[btw, where are my goggles]. While I go to get
them, come back for more photographs.
